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Messianic Learning 

Unapologetically Pro-Torah
Unashamedly Pro-Israel
Irrevocably Zionist
ב״ה
… out of Tziyon will go forth Torah, the word of ADONAI from Yerushalayim.”
(Isaiah 2:3)
Jew and Gentile (Synagogue and Church), one in Messiah. (Ephesians 2:14)
“For He is our peace, Who made both one, and broke down the middle wall of partition, …”

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It is what you actually believe that determines how you walk out your faith.

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God’s Computer

If you’ve never been a DOS user or have never used a dumb terminal attached to a mainframe computer, this may not mean much to you.

In the beginning was the computer.

Ready: logon

Enter UserId: YHWH

Enter Password: omniscient

Invalid Password

Enter Password: omnipotent

Invalid Password

Enter Password: technocrat

YHWH successfully logged on at 06:00:01 PM, Saturday, Day 1

Ready: let there be light

Bad command or file name

Ready: create light

Day and Night Created

0 errors

Ready: logoff

YHWH logged off at 06:02:00 PM, Saturday, Day 1


Ready: logon

Enter UserId: YHWH

Enter Password: technocrat

YHWH successfully logged on at 06:00:01 PM, Sunday, Day 2

Ready: let there be firmament in the midst of water and light

Bad command or file name

Ready: create firmament

Firmament not found

Ready: define firmament

Done

Ready: create firmament

Done

Ready: run firmament

Heaven and earth created

0 errors

Ready: logoff

YHWH logged off at 06:02:00 PM, Sunday, Day 2


Ready: logon

Enter UserId: YHWH

Enter Password: technocrat

YHWH successfully logged on at 06:00:01 PM, Monday, Day 3

Ready: let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let the dry land appear and

Too many characters in specification string

Ready: create dry_land

Dry_land not found

Ready: define dry_land

Done

Ready: create dry_land

Done

Ready: run dry_land

Done

Waters divided

0 errors

Ready: ogoff

YHWH logged off at 06:02:00 PM, Monday, Day 3


Ready: logon

Enter UserId: YHWH

Enter Password:technocrat

YHWH successfully logged on at 06:00:01 PM, Tuesday, Day 4

Ready: create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night

Syntax error

Ready: define sun_moon_stars

Done

Ready: create sun_moon_stars

Done

Ready: run sun_moon_stars

Day and night created

0 errors

Ready: logoff

YHWH logged off at 06:02:00 PM, Tuesday, Day 4


Ready: logon

Enter UserId: YHWH

Enter Password: technocrat

Password expired

Enter Password: technocrat/omniscient

Password successfully changed

YHWH successfully logged on at 06:00:01 PM, Wednesday, Day 5

Ready: define fish

Done

Ready: create fish

Done

Ready: define fowl

Done

Ready:create fowl

Done

Ready:run fish and fowl

Syntax error

Ready: run fish & fowl

Syntax error

Ready: run fish fowl

Syntax error

Ready: run fish_fowl

Syntax error

Ready: run fish; fowl

Syntax error

Ready: run fish, fowl

Great sea monsters and every living creature that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its kind created

0 errors

Ready: logoff

YHWH logged off at 06:02:00 PM, Wednesday, Day 5


Ready: logon

Enter UserId: YHWH

Enter Password: omniscient

YHWH successfully logged on at 06:00:01 PM, Thursday, Day 6

Ready: define cattle

Done

Ready: create cattle

Done

Ready: define creepy_things

Done

Ready:create creepy_things

Done

Ready: run cattle, creepy_things

Done

Ready: now let us make man in our image

Bad command or file name

Ready: define man /using YHWH

Invalid parameter

Ready: define man /use YHWH

Invalid parameter

Ready: define man /U=YHWH /-omniscience /-omnipotence /-omnipresence

Done

Ready:create man

Done

Ready: run man

Done

Ready: be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth

Too many command operands

Ready: run multiplication

Execution terminated

6 errors

Ready: insert breath

Done

Ready: run multiplication

Execution terminated

5 errors

Ready: move man to Garden of Eden

Syntax Error

Ready: move man to "Garden of Eden"

File Garden of Eden does not exist

Ready: create garden.edn

Done

Ready: move man to garden.edn

Done

Ready: run multiplication

Execution terminated

4 errors

Ready copy woman from man

Syntax Error

Ready: copy man > woman

Done

Ready: run multiplication

Execution terminated

2 errors

Ready: create desire

Syntax Error

Ready: define desire

Ready: create desire

Done

Ready: run desire

Done

Ready: run multiplication

Man, woman being fruitful and multiplying in garden.edn

Warning: No time limit on this run

1 errors

Ready: define freewill

Done

Ready: create freewill

Done

Ready: run freewill

Man, woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn with freewill

Warning: No time limit on this run

1 errors

Ready: undo desire

Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created

Ready: destroy freewill

Bad command or file name

Ready: erase freewill

File locked

File freewill inaccessible - cannot be erased

Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help

Ready: help

Parameter missing

Ready:help /erase desire

Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created

File freewill inaccessible - cannot be erased

Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help

Ready: define tree_of_knowledge

Done

Ready: create tree_of_knowledge

Done

Ready: run tree_of_knowledge

Done

Ready: define good

Done

Ready: create good

Done

Ready: define evil

Evil exists as serpent

Ready: run good

Done

Ready: activate serpent

Warning: fatal system error in sector E95

Man and woman not found in garden.edn

1 errors

Ready: scan garden.edn for man, woman

Object(s) not found

Ready: delete guilt

Guilt cannot be deleted once evil has been activated

Ready: destroy evil

Evil is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed

Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help

Ready: stop

Bad command or file name

Ready: break

Bad command or file name

Ready: halt

Bad command or file name

ATTENTION ALL USERS: THE NETWORK IS GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF NOW

Ready: create new world

You have exceeded your allocated file space

You must destroy old files before new ones can be created

Ready: destroy earth

Re-enter to confirm command: Destroy earth

Ready: destroy ear

NETWORK CONNECTION TERMINATED. SERVICE WILL RESUME SATURDAY, DAY 8 AT 06:00:01 PM

YHWH logged off at 17:59:59 PM, Friday, Day 6


06:00:01 PM, Saturday, Day 8.
God created Windows.

Windows


Windows Crash Dump

Page last updated on Saturday, 03 July 2021 12:38 PM
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Major content changes are identified as "Revisions”)

Anxiously awaiting Mashiach’s return
ANXIOUSLY WATCHING FOR MASHIACH’S RETURN,
SPEEDILY AND IN OUR DAY. MARANA, TA!