If your life is not in jeopardy for what you
believe, you’re probably on the wrong side!
“Indeed, all who want
to live a godly life united with the Messiah Yeshua will be persecuted.” (2Tim 3:12)
It is what you actually believe that determines how you walk out your faith,
“but avoid stupid controversies, genealogies,
quarrels and fights about the Torah; because they are worthless and
futile.” (Titus 3:9)
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Please Note: Absolutely nothing on this website should be taken as anti-Church. I am not anti-anything or anyone. I am only pro-Torah and pro-Truth (see “Philosophy”), but sometimes the Truth upsets our long-held beliefs. I know it certainly upset mine! For example, see “Why Isn’t My Theology Consistent Throughout the Website?”
God’s Computer
If you’ve never been a DOS user or have never used a dumb terminal attached to a mainframe computer, this may not mean much to you.
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In the beginning was the computer. Ready: logon Enter UserId: YHWH Enter Password: omniscient Invalid Password Enter Password: omnipotent Invalid Password Enter Password: technocrat YHWH successfully logged on at 06:00:01 PM, Saturday, Day 1 Ready: let there be light Bad command or file name Ready: create light Day and Night Created 0 errors Ready: logoff YHWH logged off at 06:02:00 PM, Saturday, Day 1 █ |
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Ready: logon Enter UserId: YHWH Enter Password: technocrat YHWH successfully logged on at 06:00:01 PM, Sunday, Day 2 Ready: let there be firmament in the midst of water and light Bad command or file name Ready: create firmament Firmament not found Ready: define firmament Done Ready: create firmament Done Ready: run firmament Heaven and earth created 0 errors Ready: logoff YHWH logged off at 06:02:00 PM, Sunday, Day 2 █ |
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Ready: logon Enter UserId: YHWH Enter Password: technocrat YHWH successfully logged on at 06:00:01 PM, Monday, Day 3 Ready: let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let the dry land appear and Too many characters in specification string Ready: create dry_land Dry_land not found Ready: define dry_land Done Ready: create dry_land Done Ready: run dry_land Done Waters divided 0 errors Ready: ogoff YHWH logged off at 06:02:00 PM, Monday, Day 3 █ |
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Ready: logon Enter UserId: YHWH Enter Password:technocrat YHWH successfully logged on at 06:00:01 PM, Tuesday, Day 4 Ready: create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night Syntax error Ready: define sun_moon_stars Done Ready: create sun_moon_stars Done Ready: run sun_moon_stars Day and night created 0 errors Ready: logoff YHWH logged off at 06:02:00 PM, Tuesday, Day 4 █ |
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Ready: logon Enter UserId: YHWH Enter Password: technocrat Password expired Enter Password: technocrat/omniscient Password successfully changed YHWH successfully logged on at 06:00:01 PM, Wednesday, Day 5 Ready: define fish Done Ready: create fish Done Ready: define fowl Done Ready:create fowl Done Ready:run fish and fowl Syntax error Ready: run fish & fowl Syntax error Ready: run fish fowl Syntax error Ready: run fish_fowl Syntax error Ready: run fish; fowl Syntax error Ready: run fish, fowl Great sea monsters and every living creature that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its kind created 0 errors Ready: logoff YHWH logged off at 06:02:00 PM, Wednesday, Day 5 █ |
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Ready: logon
Enter UserId: YHWH Enter Password: omniscient YHWH successfully logged on at 06:00:01 PM, Thursday, Day 6 Ready: define cattle Done Ready: create cattle Ready: define creepy_things Done Ready:create creepy_things Done Ready: run cattle, creepy_things Done Ready: now let us make man in our image Bad command or file name Ready: define man /using YHWH Invalid parameter Ready: define man /use YHWH Invalid parameter Ready: define man /U=YHWH /-omniscience /-omnipotence /-omnipresence Done Ready:create man Done Ready: run man Done Ready: be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth Too many command operands Ready: run multiplication Execution terminated 6 errors Ready: insert breath Done Ready: run multiplication Execution terminated 5 errors Ready: move man to Garden of Eden Syntax Error Ready: move man to "Garden of Eden" File Garden of Eden does not exist Ready: create garden.edn Done Done Ready: run multiplication Execution terminated 4 errors Ready copy woman from man Syntax Error Ready: copy man > woman Done Ready: run multiplication Execution terminated 2 errors Ready: create desire Syntax Error Ready: define desire Ready: create desire Done Ready: run desire Done Ready: run multiplication Man, woman being fruitful and multiplying in garden.edn Warning: No time limit on this run 1 errors Ready: define freewill Done Ready: create freewill Done Ready: run freewill Man, woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn with freewill Warning: No time limit on this run 1 errors Ready: undo desire Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created Ready: destroy freewill Bad command or file name Ready: erase freewill File locked File freewill inaccessible - cannot be erased Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help Ready: help Parameter missing Ready:help /erase desire Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created File freewill inaccessible - cannot be erased Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help Ready: define tree_of_knowledge Done Ready: create tree_of_knowledge Done Ready: run tree_of_knowledge Done Ready: define good Done Ready: create good Done Ready: define evil Evil exists as serpent Ready: run good Done Ready: activate serpent Warning: fatal system error in sector E95 Man and woman not found in garden.edn 1 errors Object(s) not found Ready: delete guilt Guilt cannot be deleted once evil has been activated Ready: destroy evil Evil is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help Ready: stop Bad command or file name Ready: break Bad command or file name Ready: halt Bad command or file name ATTENTION ALL USERS: THE NETWORK IS GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF NOW Ready: create new world You have exceeded your allocated file space You must destroy old files before new ones can be created Ready: destroy earth Re-enter to confirm command: Destroy earth Ready: destroy ear NETWORK CONNECTION TERMINATED. SERVICE WILL RESUME SATURDAY, DAY 8 AT 06:00:01 PM YHWH logged off at 17:59:59 PM, Friday, Day 6 █ |
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06:00:01 PM, Saturday, Day 8.
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