If your life is not in jeopardy for what you
believe, you’re probably on the wrong side!
It is what you
actually believe that determines how you walk out your faith.
But avoid stupid controversies, genealogies, quarrels and fights about the Torah; because they are worthless and futile. (Titus 3:9)
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An annotated thermometer (degrees Fahrenheit)
| +50 | New York tenants turn on the heat. Minnesotans plant gardens. |
| +40 | Californians shiver uncontrollably. Minnesotans sunbathe. |
| +35 | Italian cars don't start. |
| +32 | Distilled water freezes. |
| +30 | You can see your breath. You plan a vacation in Florida. Politicians begin to worry about the homeless. Minnesotans eat ice cream. |
| +25 | Boston water freezes. Californians weep pitiably. Cat insists on sleeping on your bed with you. |
| +20 | Cleveland water freezes. San Franciscans start thinking favorably of LA. Green Bay Packers fans put on T-shirts. |
| +15 | You plan a vacation in CANCUN!!!!! Minnesotans go swimming. |
| +10 | Politicians begin to talk about the homeless. Too cold to snow. You need jumper cables to get the car going. |
| 0 | New York landlords turn on the heat. |
| -5 | You can hear your breath. You plan a vacation in Hawaii. |
| -10 | American cars don't start. Too cold to skate. |
| -15 | You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo. Miamians cease to exist. Minnesotans lick flagpoles. |
| -20 | Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you. Politicians actually do something about the homeless. People in LaCrosse think about taking down screens. |
| -25 | Too cold to kiss. You need jumper cables to get the driver going. Japanese cars don't start. Minnesota Twins head for spring training. |
| -30 | You plan a two-week hot bath. Bock beer production begins. Minnesotans shovel snow off roof. |
| -38 | Mercury freezes. Too cold to think. Minnesotans button top button. |
| -40 | Californians disappear. Car insists on sleeping in your bed with you. Minnesotans put on sweaters. |
| -50 | Congressional hot air freezes. Alaskans close the bathroom window. Green Bay Packers practice indoors. |
| -60 | Walruses abandon the Aleutians. Minnesotans put gloves away, take out mittens. Boy Scouts in Eau Claire start Klondike Derby. |
| -70 | Minneapolis residents replace diving boards with hockey nets. Ridgeway snowmobilers organize trans-river race to Buffalo, WI. |
| -80 | Polar bears abandon Baffin Island. Girl Scouts in Eau Claire start Klondike Derby. |
| -90 | Lawyers chase ambulances for no more than 10 miles. Wisconsinites migrate to Minnesota thinking it MUST be warmer. |
| -100 | Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans pull down earflaps. |
| -173 | Ethyl alcohol freezes. |
| -445 | Superconductivity. |
| -452 | Helium becomes a liquid. |
| -454 | Hell freezes over. |
| -456 | Illinois drivers drop below 85 MPH on I-90. |
| -458 | Incumbent politician renounces a campaign contribution. |
| -460 | (Absolute Zero) All atomic motion ceases. Minnesotans allow as to how it's getting a mite nippy. |
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