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Unashamedly Pro-Israel
Irrevocably Zionist
ב״ה
… out of Tziyon will go forth Torah, the word of ADONAI from Yerushalayim.”
(Isaiah 2:3)
Jew and Gentile (Synagogue and Church), one in Messiah. (Ephesians 2:14)
“For He is our peace, Who made both one, and broke down the middle wall of partition, …”

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Lawyers

Apparently nobody like lawyers, except sometimes other lawyers; but not always. [Any attorneys who happen to read this page, please know that I have a deep respect for most lawyers; I'm only making fun of the stereotype.]


An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer. You're in the wrong place."

So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an Engineer? That's a mistake! He should never have gotten down there. Send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an Engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or else I'll sue you."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"


Q. Why won't sharks eat lawyers?
A. Professional courtesy!


Q. Why won't sharks eat lawyers?
A.
They aren’t cannibals!


Q. What do you call a busload of lawyers driving off of a cliff?
A. A fairly good start!

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Anxiously awaiting Mashiach’s return
ANXIOUSLY WATCHING FOR MASHIACH’S RETURN,
SPEEDILY AND IN OUR DAY. MARANA, TA!