If your life is
not in jeopardy for what you believe, you’re probably on the wrong side!
If you don’t believe Genesis 1-11, how can you
possibly believe John 3:16?
“Indeed, all who want to live a godly life united with the Messiah Yeshua will be persecuted.” (2Tim 3:12)
It is what you actually believe that determines how you walk out your faith,
“but avoid stupid controversies, genealogies,
quarrels and fights about the Torah; because they are worthless and
futile.” (Titus 3:9)
Lawyers
Apparently nobody like lawyers, except sometimes other lawyers; but not always. [Any attorneys who happen to read this page, please know that I have a deep respect for most lawyers; I'm only making fun of the stereotype.]
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer. You're in the wrong place."
So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an Engineer? That's a mistake! He should never have gotten down there. Send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an Engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or else I'll sue you."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
Q. Why won't sharks eat lawyers?
A. Professional courtesy!
Q. Why won't sharks eat lawyers?
A. They aren’t cannibals!
Q. What do you call a busload of lawyers
driving off of a cliff?
A. A fairly good start!
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